Minnesota 2026: Part 3 (Straddle Paddle)

This is a multi-part trip report. If you haven’t already, you should start at the beginning. Remember that you can click on any of the photos to see larger versions of them.

After another night of camping from the van, we’re ready to ride! We start with a little trepidation, knowing that the entire day will be spent riding uphill away from the lake, into the hills. But we’re confident we’ll be ok after that. Most of the days have fairly short mileages, and Bryan has planned the longer days with options to bail. We’ll have two ‘zero days’, one to do a day paddle into the boundary waters in a rented canoe, and another to just be silly tourists in Grand Marais, the only real town on our route.

After months of planning and packing and driving, we’re anxious to get on the bikes and away from the van.

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We start on pavement to get away from the lake, but quickly reach the gravel. It’s party time! Except that it’s almost immediately apparent that the party will not be fun. The roads are long ones, and just curvy enough to be deceptive.

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Years ago I adopted a strategy for hills. I ride with my head down and count pedal strokes, one through a hundred, then look up to see the progress I’ve made toward the top of the hill. Usually this works well, but these hills are evil fuckers. They go up, and up, and up, and they curve at strangely even intervals. When I look up, it seems that I’m close to the top of a hill ending in a curve. After another hundred pedal strokes, I look up and it STILL seems that I’m close to the top of a hill ending in a curve. Another hundred pedal strokes, another look up between my glasses and my helmet, and I see the same thing. Over and over. And over.

At some point Bryan realizes that, if he’s riding uphill at 2mph, he might as well WALK uphill at 2mph. The same progress is made, and the same time is spent, but it’s less wobbly and uses different muscles. I adopt a similar strategy.

Meanwhile, the air quality is getting worse. We have only one short bar of LTE service on our phones – a symbol I start referring to as the Fuck You Square – so it’s hard to pull down current information on the uncontained wildfires in the boundary waters wilderness area. Still, it’s getting more apparent that they’re not far away.

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Between our less-than-adequate fitness level, the unending hills, and the deteriorating air quality, the day becomes more and more difficult. We take several breaks. At one point we curl up together and fall asleep for a couple of hours. The day goes on and on. Finally, just as I see another climb ahead, I think ‘I cannot do this.’ But at the bottom of the hill, I see that Bryan has pulled onto a side road. It’s the entrance to the campground.

We’re so tired we have no photos from the campground, but we do meet another group of bikepackers, three guys from Minneapolis apparently on their yearly Friend Trip. We like them immediately because they’re all riding Surly brand bikes. Their gear and physiques suggest that they’re on par with Bryan and I in the Unserious Cyclist department. We tell them about the Trestle Inn, a little restaurant nearby, built from the timber from a railroad trestle torn down years ago and hauled to the site. It will open at eleven the next morning. We all decide to get a late start in the morning so as to hit the Trestle for burgers and beers before forging on. We all leave camp around the same time eat lunch at adjoining tables. Between the five of us, we’ve managed to get a decent fire and wind and weather quality forecast, and it ain’t good. I wander off to play Bach on the ancient upright piano. No one wants to play foosball with me.

Also, nobody wants to end the trip early. But we’re all already semi-miserable and one of the guys seems to have some sort of medical background and talks about how several days of hard exercise in smoke might cause problems this week but WORSE problems years from now. The woman behind the bar seems to agree. So the five of us agree to scrub our trips and ride back downhill to the lake.

It’s beautiful country. The haze from the fires almost makes it prettier. And coasting downhill, instead of struggling up, is a welcome relief.

We get back to the van to find it covered in ash. As disappointed as we are about the end of our ride, looking at that ash – and knowing that it used to be the trees and animals in the boundary waters, gives us a little different perspective on things. The ash represents a minor inconvenience for us, but it’s the only thing that remains of the quiet lives they led before the fires.

Minnesota 2026: Part 2 (Headed North)

This is a multi-part trip report. If you haven’t already, you should start at the beginning. Remember that you can click on any of the photos to see larger versions of them.

My mom is 89 years old and lives in the country, in this house, by herself. After she broke a hip in May of 2025 – just over a year ago – I spent most of the summer there, helping her reorganize her house and rebuild her routine so that she could remain as independent as possible. Then, she fell again that July, putting a fracture along the titanium replacement of her OTHER hip joint. She insisted on returning home again and since then she has been tenacious about retaining what she refers to as her ‘autonomy.’ She doesn’t like for us to visit for more than a couple of days at a time, but our trip to Minnesota gives us a chance to check up on her as we drive north.

I talk to her three times a week on the phone (more than that is ‘hovering’, she says) and I order her groceries online twice a month. But it’s hard to know how someone’s doing without laying eyes on them. She’s doing fine. Being stubborn is serving her well.

We don’t even stay for breakfast, opting instead for an early start and a drive through at Donut Palace in Chillicothe before a long day of driving north on highway 65.

It’s a pretty straight shot through Iowa. There aren’t a lot of curves and hills available for entertainment, but we do stop to visit an impressively large stainless steel turkey at the headquarters of the Iowa Turkey Federation.

I’ve been hungry for pancakes for days at this point, for some reason no one understands, so we stop near Des Moines at a chain restaurant with good reviews. I order plain-jane pancakes and Bryan orders whatever this is – a pile of fried chicken, waffles, and bacon with a scoop of whipped brown sugar butter on top.

We end the day at McCullough Park, in the company of a great blue heron. I think we’re asleep before the sun sets.

And then we’re up early. It’s Monday and we’re in Minnesota and we’ve got places to be. Places like Who’s Bar, as we duck over into Wisconsin to drink a New Glarus beer on tap. Our neighbor, Brian Up The Hill, imports New Glarus beer for us on occasion. But everything’s always better on tap.

Our friends had also told us we should find a place to order a Jucy Lucy. (Think of a meatball, with cheese inside, smashed and cooked like a burger, then put on a bun with more cheese.). (This seems excessive, but it IS Wisconsin, after all.)

Who’s is the only place we’ve ever seen a sloppy joe on the menu. Think about it – we all grew up on sloppy joes, but have you ever actually ordered one? At a restaurant? On purpose? I didn’t think so.

As promised, the New Glarus IS better on tap and turns out to be a perfect way to wash down the greasy sandwiches and tots.

Inspired by our friend Britt Thompson, who has visited more World’s Largest Random Things than anyone else we know, we try to visit dumb stuff when we’re on long car trips. Usually we find things using an app called Roadside America (more on that later) but this one wasn’t even in the book. We just stop for gas in rural Minnesota and out of the blue I’m almost eaten by a giant walleye.

Minnesota 2026: Part 1 (Getting Ready)

This is the first part of a multi-part trip report. Remember that you can click on any of the photos to see larger versions of them.

It’s a busy summer. The end of the school year is difficult and I find myself spending a lot of time in June doing paperwork and interviewing for new jobs. While I have a two-week internship with Central Arkansas Water, Bryan puts an enormous amount of time into finding the perfect packing setups for our mountain bikes and even buying new shorts and shirts and gloves for both of us. He plans an awesome eight-day gravel cycling loop starting and ending near Tofte, MN, including a day off the bikes to paddle in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness and another day off to be tourists in Grand Marais, on Lake Superior. A mysterious entry on the cue sheet says “Secret Date” on that day.

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Arkansas Footdown Championships

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What, we’ve found yet another ridiculous bike-related thing to do?  Ummm.  Yep.

Avoiding ‘foot down’ is a highly valued skill in bike polo; if you can’t balance on your two wheels and your mallet, and your foot touches the pavement, you’re penalized.  I suppose it’s also good to be able to balance without touching down in things like cyclocross and mountain biking, too, since putting a foot on the ground would mean a loss of forward speed and rhythm.  Even road bike people like to be able to ride very slowly so that they don’t have to unclip from their pedals.  And it goes without saying that people who ride tall bikes and unicycles should avoid the need to put their feet on the pavement.  Learning to improve balance, in all kinds of cycling, is important. Continue reading “Arkansas Footdown Championships”

Smoke and Suds Cyclocross

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Mandy wanted to go to Fayetteville this past weekend to ride in a couple of cyclocross races.  Bryan already had something planned for the weekend, but our friends Joe and Lisa from Arkansas Outside offered to take her – their family was planning to camp, and they promised to put her to work helping with cooking and dog-minding duties.  She was eager to go, and we couldn’t think of a good reason not to send her. Continue reading “Smoke and Suds Cyclocross”

‘Cross Dresser

Cyclocross is a kind of bicycle racing popular in Europe and in the more interesting parts of the US. Arkansas cyclocross is  just getting started – last year’s fall/winter series was sort of ragtag, I’ve heard, but there’s more momentum and organization behind this year’s races. Racers do several laps around a closed course, on a mix of surfaces – usually some pavement, some gravel, and some grass or dirt or mud. There are obstacles to ride or jump over, like tree limbs and boards, ditches, and sometimes even stairs to run down while carrying a bike. The course is taped off in such a way that there are often sharp turns to navigate as well. Racers ride as hard as they can to do as many laps as possible in a certain period of time – 40 or 50 minutes seems to be the usual length of a cyclocross race.

Mandy was a little bit interested in cyclocross last year, but we never actually got around to watching a race. This summer, when her bike was wrecked, the replacement we bought was a cyclocross bike. We thought it was a good choice because it was set up more or less as a road bike, but the frame and fork were broad enough to accommodate wider tires when we wanted to ride on gravel roads or smooth trails. Having a cyclocross bike, though, made her think that maybe she wanted to race cyclocross this season. Continue reading “‘Cross Dresser”