Minnesota 2026: Part 3 (Straddle Paddle)

This is a multi-part trip report. If you haven’t already, you should start at the beginning. Remember that you can click on any of the photos to see larger versions of them.

After another night of camping from the van, we’re ready to ride! We start with a little trepidation, knowing that the entire day will be spent riding uphill away from the lake, into the hills. But we’re confident we’ll be ok after that. Most of the days have fairly short mileages, and Bryan has planned the longer days with options to bail. We’ll have two ‘zero days’, one to do a day paddle into the boundary waters in a rented canoe, and another to just be silly tourists in Grand Marais, the only real town on our route.

After months of planning and packing and driving, we’re anxious to get on the bikes and away from the van.

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We start on pavement to get away from the lake, but quickly reach the gravel. It’s party time! Except that it’s almost immediately apparent that the party will not be fun. The roads are long ones, and just curvy enough to be deceptive.

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Years ago I adopted a strategy for hills. I ride with my head down and count pedal strokes, one through a hundred, then look up to see the progress I’ve made toward the top of the hill. Usually this works well, but these hills are evil fuckers. They go up, and up, and up, and they curve at strangely even intervals. When I look up, it seems that I’m close to the top of a hill ending in a curve. After another hundred pedal strokes, I look up and it STILL seems that I’m close to the top of a hill ending in a curve. Another hundred pedal strokes, another look up between my glasses and my helmet, and I see the same thing. Over and over. And over.

At some point Bryan realizes that, if he’s riding uphill at 2mph, he might as well WALK uphill at 2mph. The same progress is made, and the same time is spent, but it’s less wobbly and uses different muscles. I adopt a similar strategy.

Meanwhile, the air quality is getting worse. We have only one short bar of LTE service on our phones – a symbol I start referring to as the Fuck You Square – so it’s hard to pull down current information on the uncontained wildfires in the boundary waters wilderness area. Still, it’s getting more apparent that they’re not far away.

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Between our less-than-adequate fitness level, the unending hills, and the deteriorating air quality, the day becomes more and more difficult. We take several breaks. At one point we curl up together and fall asleep for a couple of hours. The day goes on and on. Finally, just as I see another climb ahead, I think ‘I cannot do this.’ But at the bottom of the hill, I see that Bryan has pulled onto a side road. It’s the entrance to the campground.

We’re so tired we have no photos from the campground, but we do meet another group of bikepackers, three guys from Minneapolis apparently on their yearly Friend Trip. We like them immediately because they’re all riding Surly brand bikes. Their gear and physiques suggest that they’re on par with Bryan and I in the Unserious Cyclist department. We tell them about the Trestle Inn, a little restaurant nearby, built from the timber from a railroad trestle torn down years ago and hauled to the site. It will open at eleven the next morning. We all decide to get a late start in the morning so as to hit the Trestle for burgers and beers before forging on. We all leave camp around the same time eat lunch at adjoining tables. Between the five of us, we’ve managed to get a decent fire and wind and weather quality forecast, and it ain’t good. I wander off to play Bach on the ancient upright piano. No one wants to play foosball with me.

Also, nobody wants to end the trip early. But we’re all already semi-miserable and one of the guys seems to have some sort of medical background and talks about how several days of hard exercise in smoke might cause problems this week but WORSE problems years from now. The woman behind the bar seems to agree. So the five of us agree to scrub our trips and ride back downhill to the lake.

It’s beautiful country. The haze from the fires almost makes it prettier. And coasting downhill, instead of struggling up, is a welcome relief.

We get back to the van to find it covered in ash. As disappointed as we are about the end of our ride, looking at that ash – and knowing that it used to be the trees and animals in the boundary waters, gives us a little different perspective on things. The ash represents a minor inconvenience for us, but it’s the only thing that remains of the quiet lives they led before the fires.

Minnesota 2026: Part 2 (Headed North)

This is a multi-part trip report. If you haven’t already, you should start at the beginning. Remember that you can click on any of the photos to see larger versions of them.

My mom is 89 years old and lives in the country, in this house, by herself. After she broke a hip in May of 2025 – just over a year ago – I spent most of the summer there, helping her reorganize her house and rebuild her routine so that she could remain as independent as possible. Then, she fell again that July, putting a fracture along the titanium replacement of her OTHER hip joint. She insisted on returning home again and since then she has been tenacious about retaining what she refers to as her ‘autonomy.’ She doesn’t like for us to visit for more than a couple of days at a time, but our trip to Minnesota gives us a chance to check up on her as we drive north.

I talk to her three times a week on the phone (more than that is ‘hovering’, she says) and I order her groceries online twice a month. But it’s hard to know how someone’s doing without laying eyes on them. She’s doing fine. Being stubborn is serving her well.

We don’t even stay for breakfast, opting instead for an early start and a drive through at Donut Palace in Chillicothe before a long day of driving north on highway 65.

It’s a pretty straight shot through Iowa. There aren’t a lot of curves and hills available for entertainment, but we do stop to visit an impressively large stainless steel turkey at the headquarters of the Iowa Turkey Federation.

I’ve been hungry for pancakes for days at this point, for some reason no one understands, so we stop near Des Moines at a chain restaurant with good reviews. I order plain-jane pancakes and Bryan orders whatever this is – a pile of fried chicken, waffles, and bacon with a scoop of whipped brown sugar butter on top.

We end the day at McCullough Park, in the company of a great blue heron. I think we’re asleep before the sun sets.

And then we’re up early. It’s Monday and we’re in Minnesota and we’ve got places to be. Places like Who’s Bar, as we duck over into Wisconsin to drink a New Glarus beer on tap. Our neighbor, Brian Up The Hill, imports New Glarus beer for us on occasion. But everything’s always better on tap.

Our friends had also told us we should find a place to order a Jucy Lucy. (Think of a meatball, with cheese inside, smashed and cooked like a burger, then put on a bun with more cheese.). (This seems excessive, but it IS Wisconsin, after all.)

Who’s is the only place we’ve ever seen a sloppy joe on the menu. Think about it – we all grew up on sloppy joes, but have you ever actually ordered one? At a restaurant? On purpose? I didn’t think so.

As promised, the New Glarus IS better on tap and turns out to be a perfect way to wash down the greasy sandwiches and tots.

Inspired by our friend Britt Thompson, who has visited more World’s Largest Random Things than anyone else we know, we try to visit dumb stuff when we’re on long car trips. Usually we find things using an app called Roadside America (more on that later) but this one wasn’t even in the book. We just stop for gas in rural Minnesota and out of the blue I’m almost eaten by a giant walleye.

Minnesota 2026: Part 1 (Getting Ready)

This is the first part of a multi-part trip report. Remember that you can click on any of the photos to see larger versions of them.

It’s a busy summer. The end of the school year is difficult and I find myself spending a lot of time in June doing paperwork and interviewing for new jobs. While I have a two-week internship with Central Arkansas Water, Bryan puts an enormous amount of time into finding the perfect packing setups for our mountain bikes and even buying new shorts and shirts and gloves for both of us. He plans an awesome eight-day gravel cycling loop starting and ending near Tofte, MN, including a day off the bikes to paddle in the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness and another day off to be tourists in Grand Marais, on Lake Superior. A mysterious entry on the cue sheet says “Secret Date” on that day.

Continue reading “Minnesota 2026: Part 1 (Getting Ready)”

Goodbye, Diane

Our friend Diane was hit by a car in November, while riding her bike.  She spent over a month in the hospital, in a coma, before her death last week.  I think it was hard for everyone who’d known her to wrap our heads around the loss of such a beautiful person, in such a difficult way.

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I feel a little self-conscious for taking it so badly, since I hadn’t known her as well as many of our other friends had.  Is it because I feel sort of responsible for bad things that happen to cyclists in LR because I was involved with trying to make things better?  Is it harder for me because my granny died in such a similar way?  I don’t know.  When it comes right down to it, loving people means knowing we’ll hurt when we lose them. Continue reading “Goodbye, Diane”

Arkansas Footdown Championships

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What, we’ve found yet another ridiculous bike-related thing to do?  Ummm.  Yep.

Avoiding ‘foot down’ is a highly valued skill in bike polo; if you can’t balance on your two wheels and your mallet, and your foot touches the pavement, you’re penalized.  I suppose it’s also good to be able to balance without touching down in things like cyclocross and mountain biking, too, since putting a foot on the ground would mean a loss of forward speed and rhythm.  Even road bike people like to be able to ride very slowly so that they don’t have to unclip from their pedals.  And it goes without saying that people who ride tall bikes and unicycles should avoid the need to put their feet on the pavement.  Learning to improve balance, in all kinds of cycling, is important. Continue reading “Arkansas Footdown Championships”

Training Rides, New Bike

Mandy and Kathy have spent the last couple of weeks getting ready for their trip to New York.  Neither has been riding a lot, so now that Mandy’s back from her trip to Tulsa, they’ve been getting together nearly every day to spend some time on the bikes.

It was a good idea, except that on Thursday, on the way home from their practice ride, Kathy’s little grey Mini got rear ended on the interstate.  The liftgate is crumpled, the bike rack is ruined, and – the worst news – both bikes are twisted up.  Both front wheels look like flattish Pringles.  Mandy’s frame is only bent a little, but because of it the bike won’t shift properly. Kathy’s carbon fiber is dinged enough that two or three bike shop people have said it would be unsafe to ride. Continue reading “Training Rides, New Bike”

A Jaunt Around England

Mandy’s bike needed an inaugural ride, so we planned a loop through from Scott to England and back to Scott (we didn’t do the spur to Toltec this time). I didn’t realize it until partway through the ride, but this almost-thirty-mile loop is by far the longest Mandy’s ever ridden on her own bike (as opposed to ‘ridden as the stoker on a tandem.’) We invited our friends Gordon and Lois to come along for what was also Lois’ longest ride up until now. Kathy decided to join us as well.

We picked up another cyclist just five miles shy of our ride’s end. She was alone and was at the side of the road working on her bike. We stopped to help, and Bryan found that she’d broken some spokes. He was able to get her wheel straight enough that she could ride back toward Scott, and she called a friend to meet her there.

Mandy has New Wheels!

Mandy’s only concern about selling the GTT was that it would leave her with no bike to ride – she’s been too big for her last pink-and-purple Schwinn for at least a year now, and still too small for anything else in the garage.

So Bryan did a little shopping online and found a good deal on a Motobecane cafe bike. It’s got thin “road” tires but flat bars. We measured for frame size and chose something almost but not quite too big. She approved the color (black and white, emphatically NOT THE PINK ONE), we placed the order, and two days later a big box was delivered.

She grew enough in those two days that the bike fits her perfectly. We put my old Terry saddle on it, which works well for her. After her first 30+ mile ride, her only request was a change in handlebar grips, so Bryan ordered some Ergons with bar ends, and she loves them. He surprised her with a bike computer, too. We added a rack and the white Ortlieb bags she picked out. Mandy’s ready to roll.

Tour de Hoot

The Tour De Hoot is an annual bike ride in McGehee, AR, offering cyclists a chance to help support the small town’s Boys’ and Girls’ club. There’s a pasta dinner and other fun activities the night before, free air conditioned indoor camping, a big breakfast on Saturday morning. We’ve had a busy week though, so we just rolled in on Saturday morning just in time for the ride.

We opted to do the metric century: 100km, which is about 62 miles. (There were other options, too. Riders could register for as little as 25 miles, or as much as 100 miles.) Rest stops along the way were sponsored by area organizations. The best stop by far was the first one, around mile 15. The Red Hat Society of Arkansas City (and the county judge) provided sliced melon, homemade cookies, dried fruit, and cold drinks.

Sag support trucks were never far away, and an ambulance made the rounds too. It was clear that if anyone had trouble, help would be nearby. Food might not be, though — some rest stops had only weak Gatorade and warm pickles by the time we arrived, and there were no convenience stores or restaurants along our route. The weather was lovely. It was about 90 degrees, but the sun stayed behind clouds almost all day. Most of our route followed flat, two-lane rural roads, and though shoulders were narrow or nonexistent, the traffic was so light it didn’t matter.

We hadn’t brought much to eat, so our energy was flagging toward the end, and Bryan’s legs hurt. My new Brooks saddle is beautiful but not yet broken in, so I wasn’t totally comfy, either. We were both glad to get back to McGehee, where a handful of people sitting outside the Boys’ and Girls’ club clapped as we pulled into the parking lot.

When Emil gets helmet hair, he REALLY gets helmet hair. We caught up with him, finally, at the end of the ride, when we shared barbecue sandwiches and chocolate milk. He’s 67 years old and still using his original legs, but he’s still faster than us.

When I say “Our friend Tom is an excellent wind-block,” I am not commenting on Tom’s width. What I mean is that Tom is an understanding sort of fellow, who can see when Bryan’s hurting, or when I’m frustrated with the wind. Tom just gets in front rides a straight line, at a perfectly even speed. You can put your front tire right on Tom’s back, and he’ll pull you in. And that, I think, is just about the best kind of friend to have.